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Monday, 26 January 2015

No more Mr. nice Ed.

Damned Street Sleeper, I swear when I get out of this ridiculous rat trap he is going straight to the top of my hit list. I had to smack him about yesterday for invading my log. I don't know how much he managed to read, and if he suspects I'm Vermillion I may have to take drastic action so he can't tell anyone I have been rat piling with him. If Vermillion find that I have allowed him to live this long I will be booted and left rogue (a fate worse than being a Pet).

Today he has watched me like a hawk watches a vulnerable mouse. It unnerves me for though I'm trained to assassinate vermin like him, I am much smaller than he is. Perhaps later tonight I may run the bars of the trap to help build up my muscles. I have interacted more with the girl today, mostly to make Ham jealous as he usually keeps the Humans attention. Lucky for me I can pretend to want to snuggle, and nibble on the absurd amounts of dried peas she wants to give me. I find that bruxing till my eyes bulge makes me look more adorable, and makes my act much more believable. Ham tried kicking me out his favorite sleeve but I refused to shift, even if it did mean having to put up with his ginormous genitals on my head.


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