A Creeping SGT

Dearest child of the Vermillion...

It is me again, SGT Nibblenuts... Can we start over? I have missed you so much since you have been on Operation Pet, I have been somewhat lost without your singing voice and saved scraps to gnaw through. I hope you can forgive me.
You say your home is safe with the two legged furless creatures... I have a little surprise in store for you then. I hope you remember my two sons Gonzo and Hiccup, they are currently under threat as prime targets for the feline society and of the countless rats joining them... did I mention that my Wifey left to join them too??....heh! Well she wont be sharing my nuts any time soon since turning a traitor. Shame really no one else seems to like the salty ones.

Anyway back to the subject at hand, since you seem content in your current location I am sending my two sons to you expect them to arrive no more than 3 nights from the date of this letter. Have their beds prepared for them and keep that no good Street Sleeper away from them. Oh and one more thing.... they are fussy eaters.

Thanks for your generosity at such unpleasant times.