Beadnose

Dear Major Beadnose

After short consideration of your letter that is now being used as bedding in my already paper filled hammock....

I would like to give you the honour of my delighted refusal to join you once more, as you can clearly read in my letter my mentality is much improved since being with these here humans I believe its the dried peas that have helped the most. I simply cant get enough of them.

From what I've heard the outside world has become a vicious place for us rodents and with the population of cats on the rise I'm much to scared to even consider the idea of the outdoors even if I do try escape from the balcony door on a regular basis.

As for Sgt. Nibblenuts I believe he got what he deserved, if only they had made proper cat chow of him.

A word of advise to you Mr Beadnose... find the Street Sleepers and join forces.