A month in prison

This is nearly a month since being taken from the safety of my Vermillion family. I can't say I have enjoyed the time spent cooped up in a cage with this.... Street Sleeper. Yesterday he caught me trying to awaken my extra senses to break through the bars. I had to tell him it was a tactic for relaxation by ommmming to a nugget piece, (the fool believed me and ommed away at a piece of food for almost an hour).

Whilst the Humans were away and Ham was sleeping, I managed to break through the bars and steal a straw and a few crumbs that I think they carelessly stashed on the floor. (I now safe guard them for emergency supplies.)

Ham has developed a sense of humor it would seem. His idea of fun is to pee on a strange device that shows moving pictures in a box, it's beyond me entirely but I think in order to win I shall fill up on water before exiting my cage for 'Quality Time'. I may pee on the man too, I like him. He makes amusing noises of despair when I bite him ...(kind of like Ham). The best thing about it is when he complains to the lady she looks at me and says he is imagining things because I'm too sweet. (I have yet to find out her meaning of the word but I'm sure I can get away with many things because of this opinion of me.) Just wait till she finds out about the hole I chewed in her sofa cushion... I may have to make it seem like Ham did it by stashing bits of his favorite treats inside. BAHAH!

I am concerned about the Humans though, I have reasons to believe they have captured me on a strange device Ham has named a 'Camera'. I was in the process of scheming my next attack on the man when a bright light flashed in my face and startled me. I believe they to may be plotting against me. Be careful Vermillion.

Humans have plans.