Today I feel somewhat
energetic, I suspect maybe the water dispenser has been laced with a
drug that has abnormal affects on small mammals, after all I wouldn't
normally be so lively. I tried making a run for the main exit of the
confined room that I get let into for 'play time', but was shoved
aside by strange large soft feet that looked like they belonged to
them huge lizards with puny arms, Hopefully it's the last living one
as the thing nearly stood on me. I had to derail from the escape
route and seek safety between the sofa and the wall. These Humans are
smart, I'd have never thought a large lizard would have been their
security.
When I get outside and
back to the sewers I am heading to the Vermillion Council to demand
compensation for lack of response in my emergency situation. I am not
a Pet and should be out assassinating idiots like the Street Sleeper
I'm lumped with (who is currently having serious withdrawal
symptoms).
Sometimes I poop in his
favorite grooming area, you know... just because I can.
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