Dear Sgt. Nibblenuts.
I am writing to you to
ask when exactly will you be sending in my team to rescue me. As you
are well aware I am not part of Operation Pet, and the job role is
less than you pay me in carrots and peas. I am not fully ratified to
handle these...creatures, and have no idea on their living situation
or their thought process works. So far all I know is if the water in
the bottle is low it is taken and refilled. (As I have previously
stated I am sure they are adding chemicals to it to make us weak and soft minded to their plans). They seem to have adopted a belief that we eat each other, as the 'food' they give us comes out of a packet that has a picture of a rat on it, I assume this is the rat that is sacrificed to sate our hunger.
I have discovered that
with false actions I can make the humans believe anything, like my
eyesight being impaired, and being innocent for my size. I
have become slightly disturbed by the male as of late. It has been
twice now he had sat and spoke to me as I try to let loose a poop
into the toilet area. The first time I believed to be coincidence, and
shock at finding me eating while I relieved (who doesn't do that?),
however the second time he clearly noticed and seemed quite
comfortable at the idea which worries me more.
I would recommend that
if you send in the team you take him out first. He seems to be easily
harmed, and leaps away from pain. The girl is yet to be tested. Maybe
we could take them down the drains bit by bit and study them.
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| This is a picture of the rat that was sacrificed and made into food and put into the bag for us. =( |
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