Vermillion
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It's
me SGT Nibblenuts...
I've
found your location, and finally read whats left of your weak threat
letter. Seems our old nemisis Toothnip (remember him??), has formed
allegence with a cat called Litterscoop, the pair are teaming up to
form a cat and rat society where they will dominate the entire race
of human and rodent alike. So far their numbers are few but old
Sniffseer predicts a rapid growth in short time.
I
have tried to open Toothnip's eyes to how the cats think, I'm sure
you don't need to be reminded that they prey on our kind, and will
use us for their own devious ways of domination of not only human,
but the whole squeeking planet. I have been so busy with extra
training for our own members that your letter has since been pooped
on, nibbled and well....pooped back out, it is with great haste that
I demand you return to the sewers at once, and stop this silly antics
of Operation Pet with that no good Street Sleeper.
I
find it remarkable you haven't escaped yet, you seem to be slacking
perhaps you belong in the pet realm.
The
fleas are biting im going to have to go.
Again
I say return ASAP.
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